I just wanted to thank “Weird Al” Yankovic, because he truly is the happy fool’s hero! 
And, just so you know, I’ve dropped the twine.
So … as an offering to “Weird Al”, I’m going to post a Top 10 list that I planned to post many epiphanies months ago, but never got around to.
Top 10 subjects that will never get your blog Freshly Pressed:
1. Adolph Hitler was a totally misunderstood genius.
Die Fuhrer! Die!
2. Any blog that involves the excessive use of cat pictures or other animals.
Nooo!!!!
3. Cancer Awareness Month is ridiculous, because everyone knows about cancer, for Pete’s sake!
Go home!!!!
4. Anything about a rare disease, such as this man’s …
The awesome Eric!
Here’s Eric’s awesome website!
5. Cockroaches have to eat, too.
6. Nothing beats taking a great big dump.
7. If you’re depressed, you’re just being a pussy. Shape up or ship out! Ha!
Me, my funny sister and her rubber chickens!
Stand clear! :-O
8. Baby seals make great eating!
Yum!
9. If you think you’re being followed, you may actually have a problem! Ha ha ha …
10. Anything posted on this blog. Ever. Again.
And in other links of possible interest:
Hurray for the House of Commons!
So … you get credits when you buy shit from Amazon. Wow! What a concept!
Awesome! We can go to France and I won’t get arrested.
Check out the awesome shit I’ve pinned.
Paris, of course!
Stop the honking? Fuggedaboutit!
DC is No. 1! Like LA without the palm trees.
RIP Lavonne “Pepper” Paire-Davis.
PS: Local author releases truce!
Don’t confuse an author’s fictional story with her real life.
There is no one way! So true, Steve.
Here’s Dan Shea’s website. Isn’t it awesome?
And from Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar, this quote and videos:
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
– Groucho Marx
I hear London calling!
Andy Warhol meets The Clash!
And my dead friend Bill always said puns were the highest form of humor, so …
PPS: Thank you, Trevor Veail, for this awesome card and the real Doctor Who trinkets from England! 
The awesome Trevor Veail!
Pin this! 
Oh, look! Dalek badges!
This is me, in my house full of cat hair. Can you spot the TARDIS?
Can you see it now?
Click here! I think we all deserve one of these.
UPDATE: Since it’s Wednesday, aka Hump Day, and Paul tweeted this video, I thought I’d share it!
Isn’t that awesome? But wait … there’s more … from Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar, here’s this!
And here’s a quote for you:
“A man who knows he’s making money for other people ought to get some of the profits he brings in.”
Babe Ruth February 6, 1895 – August 16, 194
Not to mention this awesome movie, which I’ve always wanted to see!
Thanks, Paul! You’re a saint.
Oh, my … here comes another acid flashback …
What an awesome clock!!!
I could be having espresso with Stephen Leather, but that clock is so awesome.
I will rest here.
The things you find when you start digging, huh? 
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