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These Jokes Stink to High Heaven

April 9, 2012 by Debbi

Okay. Bear with me. This is way too much for one post. But let’s just assume that the cosmos is laughing at us. And our reality is created by a really bad author, who might be God. And we’re the characters in the story. Got it?

Okay … so, if Jesus was just a guy who went around telling people to be nice to each other and he was killed for doing that, because simply doing that was heresy (sp?) or something, wouldn’t that be one of the worst cosmic jokes ever?

So … I’m thinking about this, plus my own cosmic joke situation, which seemed particularly stinky at one point yesterday. And I thought, “Please, Jesus, help me laugh at the cosmic joke.”

And I realized, Good God, I’m an atheist/agnostic and I’m actually praying to Jesus. On Easter, no less. Because I think the cosmos is laughing at me, based on Frankl’s theory. And Frankl was a Jew tortured by Nazis in a concentration camp.

And then, when I thought about it while taking a shower this morning, I realized I wasn’t praying to Jesus because he was God’s son. I was asking for his help, because Jesus was just a nice Jewish boy who got royally screwed by being the butt of a really lousy cosmic joke.

Well … on that note, here are interesting things I found on the Interwebs:

OMG! Are boys turning into girls?

Sophie Casson

Mary Magdalene turned tricks, too. I guess it pays to have a nice boyfriend, instead of a horrible pimp. Even if he does end up dead on a cross. Poor Mary. :(

Marta Ramoneda for The New York Times

An author seeks a really extensive revision.

The fire drill succeeded. Maybe.

May the force be with you.

To have a sustainable economy, we need sustainable businesses. Duh!

What have I been saying?

“Microsoft now has more than 70,000 apps in its app store, including big names like Netflix, YouTube, the Weather Channel, Amazon Kindle and the game Fruit Ninja.”

Come visit beautiful post-revolutionary Tunisia.

Karim Ben-Khelifa for The New York Times

Game of Life! (via Your Fun Time Starts Now!)

Cats say the darnedest things. (via World O’ Crap)

Forgiveness is hard.

Video via Nik Nak’s Old Peculiar.

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  1. on April 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm Great Books and Sustainable Business « Debbi Mack: My Life on the Mid-List

    [...] PPS: I just had the most interesting Easter weekend in recent memory. [...]


  2. on April 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm A Happy Fool’s Weekend « Random and Sundry Things

    [...] figured if anyone could appreciate the irony of this situation, not to mention this one, Gene [...]


  3. on April 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm I’m in the Driver’s Seat « Random and Sundry Things

    [...] it and anyone else in a really sh*tty situation is reading, too. Try to think of it all as a horrible cosmic joke. The cosmos can be a real bitch. [...]


  4. on April 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm Hurray for Kathy Griffin! « Debbi Mack: My Life on the Mid-List

    [...] In the bathroom, of course. So … I’m thinking, really we’re all suffering. And if Jesus was just a nice Jewish boy who was the butt of a really horrible cosmic joke inflicted by the producers of this weird reality show where we all have to eat shit to survive, [...]


  5. on May 18, 2012 at 8:07 pm Happy Fool’s Delight (Updated) « Random and Sundry Things

    [...] Especially producers who screwed over a guy named Jesus, who was a really happy fool and made a big cosmic joke out of him, which everyone passed off as a religious thing. [...]


  6. on June 27, 2012 at 1:45 pm Sam Hampton

    this REALLY stinks to high heaven


    • on June 27, 2012 at 2:04 pm Debbi

      Ha ha ha … you’re not kidding. It’s like Monty Python, only much sadder.

      Fortunately, I’m a happy fool and I’ve learned to take life much less seriously: http://mackthewriter.wordpress.com/2012/06/25/im-just-an-internet-hobo/ #iamfoolish


  7. on June 27, 2012 at 5:45 pm Sam Hampton

    If you think that sad bittersweet, check this


  8. on June 27, 2012 at 7:07 pm I’m Just a Human Being « Random and Sundry Things

    [...] Here’s a video that came up in a comment here. [...]


    • on June 27, 2012 at 9:12 pm Debbi

      There are no words. Ha ha ha … Thank so much! :D


  9. on July 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm A Happy Fool’s Fourth of July « Random and Sundry Things

    [...] Jesus has nothing to do with it, okay? Where have I heard this before? Ha ha ha … [...]


  10. on August 26, 2012 at 6:36 pm Another Weekend at My House « Debbi Mack: My Life on the Mid-List

    [...] I’m not a Christian and I don’t even believe in God. But I can agree with that! [...]



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