First of all, don’t worry. I haven’t found God or anything.
I am a total skeptic when it comes to religion. Believe me.
Having said that, if you’re going to read this post, you simply must read this one first. That’s the only way the rest of this makes any sense, okay?
Tell you what. While you’re reading, I’ll just hum a tune while I’m waiting.
Have you finished reading? Okay. That post was how my day went on Saturday.
This post is about reading The Washington Post Magazine the very next day.
Seriously? Was this the best you could do? BTW, I used to live near Pittsburgh and go to Kennywood just to ride the roller coaster. We’d always sit in the first car. Right in front.
This is cool, but why can’t geniuses solve real problems?
You’ll never know if you make the grade until you attend the School of Hard Knocks.
Gene Weingarten shoots the sh*t.
Hmm … this is interesting. Mind you, I’m just speculating. I have quite an imagination. And I’m not accusing anyone of anything. But why do I get the feeling, that someone’s not telling us something?
I’ve read blog posts more interesting than that Washington Post article about “no turning back.” Hmm. Maybe Gene Weingarten is about to quit or retire. Sounded like he didn’t give a sh*t.
Yeah, Brenda. I agree that article about “no turning back” was totally lame.
As for Gene, he often stirs sh*t up and uses it for column material. This time, he seemed to be slinging it.
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