Somebody has a complaint against God. He’s even filed it in court. And now God has responded.
According to the article, Nebraska state Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha “sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing ‘widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.’”
John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha, says God hasn’t sat back and waited for a default judgment against him, but has filed a response–one of two court filings from “God” that arrived at the clerk’s office Wednesday under peculiar circumstances.
Friend said the response “miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here–poof!”
You can read a copy of God’s response here.
I don’t know if it gets much better than this.
